Wouldn't it be great to swim in a vat of Chocolate? No.

You'd think diving into a vat full of melted chocolate would be AWESOME. . . but as it turns out. . . it's HORRIBLE. Last Friday morning, 21 year old Darmin Garcia of Kenosha Wisconsin was working next to a huge vat of delicious melted chocolate. . . Darmin slipped. . . and he FELL INTO the entire vat of chocolate and he couldn't get out cause the hot (110 degrees) chocolate kept sucking him in quicksand style.

Co-workers, cops, and firefighters came. . . and after two hours of thinning the chocolate with cocoa butter. . . they finally got Darmin out. He was treated for minor injuries at the hospital and released. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)